Ping Ponged
By Huma Yusuf

Esteemed Shogunate,
I announce with pride the final demise of Ping of the Penetrators. My long stake out of the Penetrators headquaters concluded successfully when they returned to their room and clumsily fumbling with their key were surprised by my sudden appearance. Ping suffered the wrath of my darts, but I announce with deep regret that this warrior lacks the sufficient speed required to be an entirely proud member of this Shogunate and so Tae who accompanied Ping got away. I have avenged Ping's impudence.

May the honor of the Shogunate never die.
Ras the Destroyer