By Davesh Maulik

Honorable Shogunate-
The Penetrators wish to report the demise of Andrea "Andrea" Cid and the elimination of the mighty Matriza clan at approximately 8:50 am outside the dining hall safe zone. In a strategic maneuver, Tae Min Hong and Davesh Maulik staked out the dining hall during breakfast hours while enjoying the cafeteria's fine buffet of apple jacks and scrambled eggs. The eggs were a little cold today, but this only seemed to bother Davesh. Where was I... oh, right, the kill. Andrea fell almost immediately into our trap and was faced with a choice between death and class. Armed with 2 weapons including the fabled Sultan "1000-dart atomizer", she tried to trick us into leaving first for an open-air shootout. We wisely decided not to fall for this simple-minded ruse. In the end, Andrea made the academically wise (if unfortunate) decision to choose class over clan and made her move. As soon as she exited the safe zone, Davesh set one foot in unsafe territory and killed her instantly with 2 darts, although not before she fired a barrage of darts at a safe Tae. Afterwards, Tae and Humayun posed for pictures with some guy who said he'd email them to us.

The Matriza clan is dead, having fought an honorable war. We salute their courage.

- Davesh "Voldo" Maulik and Tae Min "Look At My" Hong