Esteemed Shogunate,

At 11:20 pm tonight, 40 minutes before the Jacobite Declaration of War looming, Matthew Ebbel hung the towel used by Alex Athanassiou in his initial "display" on the pipe near the 3rd floor elevator, crouching in the darkness and waiting for us to approach. AS IF.

After one of my roommates grabbed the stolen towel and began heading back to our room. In hot pursuit, Ebbel continued his advance, until he saw my face in the hall. Of course, I retreated (within view) to the safety of my doorway, only to be surprised that Ebbel kept coming. He stepped right in front of me, at which point the concealed Jesse Zalatan, the bane of Tokagowa's soon-to-be-short-lived existence, continued his one-man killing spree. With the aid of CVS gun, Jesse he drove the bullet straight into Matthew's quivering bosom.

Confused as a Yale graduate, Ebbel slithered back to his former lair and his concealed clanmates.

Yours truly,
Alex Athanassiou (Jacobites), Jesse Zalatan (Trouble Shooters)