Honorable Shogunate,

I am deeply saddened to report the untimely demise of Josh Goldston. He
was an honorable opponent, and died with dignity. After finishing my work
for the evening, I had arrived on the third floor of New Quincy, hoping to
eliminate a Penetrator or a Tokugawan. The remaining Penetrators were
informed of my presence and my desire to fight, but they declined, citing
their desperate need to finish watching "Eyes Wide Shut."

Throughout the night, Josh had been poking his head out of his door, and
although he denied having to actually go anywhere, it seemed apparent that
he would have to make a move. He continued to poke his head in and out,
and finally made a break for it. He stepped out into the hall, but
instead of dashing the other way to make an escape, he stood his ground
with a rather large gun. We eyed each other. I called for backup. They
failed to materialize. I advanced. Josh advanced. I fired a barrage of
darts in his direction, but he was still out of range. Sensing victory,
Josh moved forward, firing off deadly shots with his bazooka-like weapon.
But as his shots went wide, he stepped into range, and was pummelled by
another salvo of darts to his chest. Thus ended the life of an honorable
adversary.

Jesse Zalatan
The Material World Spirit Entity
Trouble Shooter by trade